STAMPERS [STAMPEDED TYPHOON] SAVEREM is a middle-aged, over-weight woman who lives in the "earth-like" World of the ATACT RPG--she owns her two-story house surrounded by a LARGE lot, divided into a fenced-in backyard (where her kitties and VA's are sometimes "allowed" to roam) and a large partially fenced front yard with a long curving drive to the mailbox on the street. She is fortunate to have many trees and flowering shrubs on her little patch of land, including maples, weeping willows, a flowering dogwood and lilac bushes. Her most immediate neighbors are the friendly "hill-billies" who live next door and own several pit-bulls, but they never give her any "trouble" and were very "understanding" the time InuYasha chased several members of their family--including the pit-bulls--up a tree in an attempt to capture Vash the Stampede [Dog-Boy also dug up several bushes in the front yard and nearly KILLED a rose-bush planted by Stampers' Mother by continually "piddling" on it until Vash the Stampede was able to "explain" Modern Plumbing to the Half-breed Dog-Demon!]

She also had a nosy neighbor, Mrs. Kravitz, the Widow who lives across the street, who caused Stampers considerable trouble when she jumped to the conclusion that Stampers was running a "Women ONLY" Bordello out of her house, because of all the handsome, sexy anime men she saw going in and out of there! She got really hostile when Stampers refused to make Daniel [formerly known as "Knives"] give her a "freebie", even calling the Police out to "raid" Vash and Meryl's Wedding Reception, the Ol' Bag!

These days, however, Kravitz is happily married to Cain the Longshot, and seems "satisfied" to mind her own business......

Stampers works at a Library on a small college campus during the week--she also occasionally takes a course or two (employees can for FREE!), usually in Art, and she also works on Saturdays as a Cake Decorator at a local grocery store (she decorated the Groom's Cake for Vash and Meryl's Wedding--it was made from Krispy Kreme Donuts and had very "life-like" geraniums made of frosting on it) She owns her own car, a mid-sized "blah-looking" Pontiac decorated with silly bumper stickers and oodles of stuffed animals in the back window, most of which fell on top of Vic [or Vicious] that time she and several anime people were on their way to the "rendezvous point" for the Raid on [adultswim] Headquarters to PUNISH them for their "less than respectful" treatment of "Trigun"--

(It was Stampers who had Vampire Hunter D "remove" Ted Turner's head with a broadsword--"Ted" was later "repaired" by Emi-chan's' Nyan Nyan and returned to his office relatively unharmed.....)

She has a married sister and her brother-in-law, Sonny, teaches jazz band at the college--the name of his group is "Lavender Jazz", and at various times, both Gren and Midvalley have joined with their saxophones [NOT "Sylvia", tho'--SHE'S too deadly!] to play a few practice sessions.

They and the group played at the Reception after Vash and Meryl's Wedding, where, due to some "mix-up", Midvalley ACCIDENTLY blew OFF the top of the 4-tier Wedding Cake with Sylvia, and was "tackled" and thoroughly pummeled by Sonny, who is built like a bar Bouncer.

Stampers' Mother also likes Vash and "Trigun"--her Father hasn't got a "clue".....

Stampers had a "Demon Make-over" at Naraku n' Legato's Demon beauty salon, "A Darker Shade of Cyn's"--NOW she has "X-Ray" vision in one eye n' can see "Spirit Sight" with the other, which enhances her already present "empathy" to things unseen--she also had her hair lengthened and permanently dyed "Demon" silver, and wears "Demon" make-up [only comes off with special "Demon" cleanser] in shades of green and gold with accents of black, ALL of which makes her look something like "a Demon Vampire Geisha Girl"--she hopes to go back for further "improvements", even if they do "hurt like HELL!" to have done.....

Currently, Stampers lives with her Husband and Twin Son and Daughter, a dozen male neutered and Very "Evil" Cats and several ruperts, as well as a number of anime people, some who come and go, some who have stayed, ALL whom she has LOVED and "Cared" for......

In her own words, Stampers Saverem tells her Story--

Vash

"I first got into Anime "Wrangling" when I decided to pursue Vash the Stampede, the Humanoid Typhoon, for the HUGE $$60 billion REWARD, which, even allowin' for an uneven "exchange rate", was STILL quite a "chunk-o'-change" in MY "world", but after I was FINALLY able to catch 'im--with the help of Edward from the BeBop--I decided to make him my "Love-Slave", instead! However, I could NEVER git' past the "tickle-n'-slap" stage with Vash be'cuz he either ran to the end o' his leash [I got 'im a lovely pink collar wid' his name spelled-out in rhinestones!] and would nearly STRANGLE HIMSEL', or he would give me "GREAT BIG PUPPY-DOG EYES", which made it REALLY hard to be mean ta' him, ya' know!? So, finally, I took 'im to an open field full of flowers and "set 'im FREE!" However, the next mornin' he WAS BACK, n' this time he had his cranky brother Knives in tow!! (Anime People--go figure...!)

Knives [now Daniel]

Knives had jus' recovered from his lil' "tussle" wid' Vash at Demetary, and was therefore HOSTILE [kept callin' me an "Ol' BAT!], but subdued, since he really didn't want Vash to "beat the SNOT "out-a' him, agin'---we spent a lot of time quarrelin' , Knives and I, especially when I decided "Knives" was-a' "stoo-pid" name and that he should be called sumthin' ELSE, like "Nigel", maybe! Also, my EVIL CATS enjoyed "tormentin'" him CONSTANTLY (they ADORED Vash, a-course'!) When Knives discovered that Legato Bluesummers was ALSO livin' in this World, at Cyn's place, and that Legato would NO LONGER be his "evil minion", going so far as to reveal that Knives had a LARGE FORTUNE in $$ "squirreled away", sum'where, po' Knives "lost" it! He was "torturin'" a Legato Plushie and cacklin' "madly" ta' himsel', when I was FORCED to give 'im a "lobotomy" wid' a fryin'-pan!!! When he woke up, he was the peaceful and apologetic "Daniel", a name suggested by me earlier, but that he CHOSE HIMSEL', in honor o' Nicholas D. Wolfwood [it was decided the "D" was fer' "Daniel"], whom Knives had ordered killed back in their "anime world" of Gunsmoke.

But, the REAL "turning point" for Knives/Daniel came soon after his brother Vash was married to Meryl and moved out--Emi-chan [then called Elantis] wanted both Plant Twins for one of her "Experiments", n', although I was worried abou' WHAT this might "DO" to them, I reluctantly agreed. When Vash came back from his Honeymoon (it was-a' DOOZY, too!), both da' Twins were "dispatched" to Elantis' place--they "survived" the experiment ["Daniel" was "re-Knivesified" fer' da' Experiment's sake], n' as-a' "Reward", Elantis' had her Nyan Nyan PERMANTLY AND COMPLETELY HEAL "Knives" of his Hate and Paranoia ONCE n' for ALL!!! Now he has renamed himself "Daniel K. Saverem"--a new name for a new person! [The "K" is to "remind him of the Monster he WAS N' never will BE, again!" n' "Saverem" is in honor n' memory o' Rem Saverem, who raised n' loved da' Twins, n' was da' only "Mother" they ever knew....Vash also adopted this as his surname when he married Meryl Stryfe] Vash now lives wid' Meryl in da' Last Chance Inn Hotel n' they have Twin sons, Alexander Thomas n' Nicholas Gabriel [Alex n" Nicky, fer' short], both wid' blond hair like their Father n' grey eyes like their Mother, and Twin Daughters, Serenity Rem and Charity Grace, who have their Mother's dark hair and their Father's sea- green/blue eyes--n' Daniel still lives wid' me, Stampers, because he "proposed"-ta' me [WHAT a lucky woman I AM!]-- onda' very same park bench where my parents became engaged--and I "ACCEPTED"!!! Since then, we have been very happily married, and are the Parents of Twins, also--Vash Daniel [blond like his Daddy with my greeny-brown eyes] and Rem Rachel [dark reddish-brown hair and her Father's dark blue eyes]--and, YES, they were "Honeymoon" babies!

Besides these two brothers, I have also had-a' number o' other anime people come live wid' me fer' a time---

InuYasha, who came here lookin' fer' Kagome n' was "cornered" by 3 Hundred Thousand Billion RABID "InuYasha" FANS, a trap set by Naraku--who ended up trapped HERE as well, n' spent sum' time livin' in Peleia's basement behind her washin' machine!--Kagome eventually came n' picked InuYasha up, tho' NOT a-fore' he caused several embarrassin' "ruckus's", includin' ATTACKIN' Legato Bluesummers TWICE fer' "propositionin'" him! Now InuYasha is married-ta' Kagome n' they're the Parents of a beautiful lil' girl, Kaede--n' InuYasha is completely Human [except MAYBE onda' New Moon..]

Kenshin Himura, who was da' EXACT OPPOSITE of InuYasha, bein' politeness itself, n' was-da' BEST lil' "housewife" ANYONE could ASK fer'! Boy, did we HATE-ta' see 'im GO, that we DID!--but he had to git' back ta' Japan n' Kouru....*sigh!* We still do see a lot of him and Kouru, however--and the last I heard, she was EXPECTIN' again!

Robin Sena came ta' live wid' me immediately after da' "Raid" on [as] HQ, which she participated in [flamed da' ENTIRE "Computer Room", I unnerstand'] ta' FREE Michael Lee wid' Xer's help--she HAD bin' stayin' at-da' Last Chance Hotel, but found da' place "too creepy", so I made room fer' her. (Also, Amon was stayin' at-da' Hotel as one o' Snap's people, n' she'd rather they DIDN'T "meet" each other at that time.....) Eventually, she gotta' job at Count D's Petshop, where she also got a room at-da' back--she seemed quite "content" wid' CD...Until she and Michael fell in love! They now live together in an apartment they share with Ace and Dojima--and their Daughter, Enya--above the Computer Repair Shop that Michael runs. [He also occasionally helps with the computer system at the Hotel and sometimes "moonlights" at the Front Desk as the Night Clerk] Oh, and Michael discovered that HE was a Witch, TOO!

Sanosuke Sagura, Kenshin's best friend came to stay wid' us NEXT--he HAD bin' in China "wrestlin' tigers", but he came HERE on Kenshin's recommendation when he was tryin-ta' run away from the lady-doctor, Megumi, who has a "thing" fer' da' Big Dope! He n' Daniel had a "War o' da' Witless" that involved sum'times elaborate practical jokes they played on each other, until I stepped in n' gave them each a Plushie o' da' other to "torment" instead, since I was gittin' tired o' da' TROUBLE they was causin' [they "BLEW-UP" me Microwave!!!] Da' two o' them finally settled their "differences" jus' a-fore' Vash's Weddin', n' after da' Reception, Sano "ran off" wid' Kikyo ta' "see da' World"--he thought it was LOVE, but it turned out she was jus' "usin'" him, po' Guy....Ironically, Sano eventually came to realize that it was INDEED Megumi he LOVED [even AFTER she tried-ta' TRICK him into marriage!], and they're expecting their first child, who should be DUE just about ANY TIME, NOW! Megumi is now one of our Three Resident Doctors who run da' Infirmary in the Basement o' da' Hotel [the other two are Dana Scully--from "X-Files" and Mitskake--from "Fushigi Yuugi"] and Sanosuke works as a "HandyMan, Errand-Boy and General Dogsbody" in the Hotel [which means he gets most of the jobs nobody else is stupid enough to do!]

Vicious, who I call Vic, did NOT originally come here ofn' his own free will....He showed up UNINVITED at Vash n' Meryl's Reception n' made da' mistake o' "tanglin'' wid' Spike Spiegel, agin'! Spike, however, chose not to kill 'im, but found a "NASTIER" way ta' punish Vic--Spike wrapped 'im head ta' toe--includin' his HAIR!--in duct tape, then handed Vicious over ta' EDWARD ta' "play wid'"!!!!! After he was tormented n' "tortured" by ev'ry child n' animal there, he was then FER'GOTTEN n' left BEHIND when da' Police "raided" da' Park where da' Reception was held on a tip by Mrs. Kravitz! Later, I got Dominque da' Cyclops n' Monev da' Gale to help me "rescue" Vic from da' Hospital where da' Police were keepin' him, n' brought him ta' stay here wid' me where he could heal up from his well-deserved ordeal--I initially did this ta' keep 'im from "blabbin'" 'bout where ev'ra'body lived so da' Police couldn't find us, but he developed ALLERGIES ta' jus' abou' EV'RA'THING--INCLUDIN' da' duct-tape he'd bin' "wrapped" in!--I COULDN'T jus' turn 'im out, so I rigged a Security System involvin' a dog-collar n' leash that kept him restrained inda' house, n' let 'im stay.......[his sword was "ruined" by bein' wrapped in sticky duct-tape n' stayed unner' my bed most o' da' time]

Emi-chan was kind enough ta' lend me her resident healer, Mitskake, who was able ta' completely heal Vic o' his allergy problems, but then my cats began ta' "plot" against Vic, n' fer' awhile I was concerned he MIGHT not survive THEM! Then, he n' Sesshomaru, who was stayin' wid' me temporarily--sans Rin--as "punishment" from Emi-chan, got into it, n' I almost wasn't able ta' STOP Fluffy from rippin' Vic' s stupid head off! Vic also stuffed James ina' broom-closet NEKKID', clobbered Daniel in his sleep wid-a' shoe, kept "pawin'" me wid' his COLD hands, said horribly RUDE things in front o' Robin n' generally made a NUISANCE o' HIMSELF!

But, he also showed another "side" o' himself, too, startin' wid'-da' night Legato n' Naraku were attacked by Saito [who decided that Legato was evil that should be "killed NOW!"], n' came ta' me fer' help (Cyn was out-a' town)--it was Vic's sudden takin' over o' da' situation that ultimately saved Legato's life that night, as well as Naraku's sanity--be'cuz o' this, Vic was allowed ta' participate inda' "Raid" on [as] HQ, where it seems he gained a NEW RESPECT fer' me as I CHARGED FORWARD lik-a' Valkyre!! [What can I say--my BLOOD was "up"!!] Be'cuz he wanted it that way, I shared da' couch wid' him for awhile--PLATONICALLY--n' he kept his cold hands off-a' me, but then, he had a TERRIBLE nightmare that eventually resulted in his tellin' me abou' his "childhood".........it was NOT a......"nice" story, at all........."

More recently, Vic has bin' "run thru' da' mill", as it were, tryin-ta' make amends fer' da' evil he did in his past life--it's not bin' easy....although he had some success wid' "buryin'-da' hatchet" wid' Gren, his efforts towards Spike Speigel almost got him KILLED! He also developed "feelins'" fer' me [of all people!], n' it was' hard fer' him-ta' adjust ta' da' news o' my engagement-ta' Daniel--after being seriously tempted to MURDER Daniel in his sleep, Vic moved into the Hotel, where something TRULY horrendous happened to him..........After being falsely accused of hurting Tsukasa, a mob made up mostly of people who didn't know him, chased him up to the roof, and in the confusion he fell--and died.

BUT--Sesshomaru had other plans for Vic, it seems--he used his "healing" sword, Tensaiga, to give Vic his Life again, but under the condition that Sesshy could claim it, at any time....Vic went on to eventually make peace with Spike [nearly dyin' again in the process, the Dope!], and Sesshomaru, who had fallen for Katalia wildcat and eventually fathered children with her, sent Rin to be cared for by Vic--he became very fond of the little girl, but he was still very lonely.....until he met Cheza, who had come here to be with her Wolves after her Death. They are married now, believe it or not, and Cheza is pregnant--as a HUMAN Woman! With Rin, they have become a rather happy lil' Family....!

Miroku

Emi-chan had decided Miroku had bin' "punished" enough, n' as soon as he heard Sango had come-ta' my house lookin' fer' him, he came RIGHT ON OVER! After Naraku--who has a Soul now--cured him of his Wind Tunnel Curse, he proposed-ta' Sango, and they now have a baby Daughter, Kagome, and teach at the School. Naraku also voluntarily performed-da' "Heart's Blood" Ritual n' released Sango's lil' bro, Kohaku, from his "service", and he lives with Sango and Miroku, attending the School as a Fifth Grader. [It seems that Rin has QUITE a crush on him, too!]

Haku

When Daniel and I came home from our Honeymoon, we had a Dragon, Haku [from "Spirited Away"] and a Hippogriff, Hermione, with us--the two of them, who can take Human form, now live together in the Japanese Gardens on the grounds of the Hotel.

Tasuki

Emi-chan also "lent" me Tasuki, da' "flame-throwin'", woman-hatin', Bandit-Thief, and he ended up stayin' for quite a while, until he met--and MARRIED!--Lucia, last Princess of the Phoenix Clan. Her first Husband had been Gwydion, the Crown Prince of the clan, who was more or less murdered by his OWN Father for disagreeing with his destructive policies--Gwydion, who loved Lucia very much, was forced to leave her pregnant with his Child, Alessio, and now Tasuki, who also loves Lucia with all his heart, has adopted Alessio as his Son, vowing to help raise the new Crown Prince as the new Leader of the Phoenix Clan! [Who'd-a' THUNK it, eh!?]

Currently, I have, besides Daniel, these anime people livin' wid' me--

James Rocket (of "Team Rocket"), who gave up his Poke'mon career ta' follow me home after da' Reception be'cuz he had developed a crush on me--Now he does all da' housework aroun' here [HIS OWN CHOICE!], n' I'd grown rather fond o' him, even "indulgin'" his "cross-dressin'" habit by givin' him a kilt ta' wear (I LOVE sexy man-knees!!!), so he'd STOP tryin-ta' wear MY clothes, tho' I still had trouble gittin' 'im ta' stay OUT-a' my UNDERWEAR drawer!!! Emi-chan gave him a "make-over" of sorts, and I provided him with his OWN frilly "undies" wardrobe, so to most people, James just looks rather average, on the surface--

But that's NOT how Angela see him! She's a Black Dragon, and former Assassin [like most of her clan], who gave up her past life after being forced to kill her own Mother in self-defense--James, being the kind lil' soul that he is, took care of her when she was recuperatin', and they have fallen very much in Love! After James was attacked by thugs sent to collect the money he still owed his former Poke'mon Boss--from which Angela not only rescued him, but SAVED his Life!--they became engaged....some people may find them a "strange" couple, her so tall and rather severe looking, and he much shorter and seemingly "weak" and rather silly at times, but I think they were MADE for each other, that I do!

"Evvy" Sakyo

I woke up on mornin' ta' find Sakyo [from "Yu-Yu Hakusho"] on me doorstep, a note pinned on his bare chest informin' me that he'd been kicked out-a' Hell for annoyin' Shishio! It's been rather rough for him, even after Shizuru Kuwabara came lookin' for him [she still loves him, very much!], especially after it was found that he had a rather nasty Demonic Parasite livin' within his mind that had been corruptin' his Heart and Soul ALL of his Life, even BEFORE he was born! When the Parasite tried to destroy him from within for defying it, Count D and Tomo worked together the trick the Demon into attacking itself--it still lives within Evelyn Sakyo's mind [his Mother was a "Brideshead Revisited" fan, and named him after her favorite English authors], but is helpless to do any more harm......

Lord Sergei Sneak ["Gene Shaft"] also showed up on me doorstep [WHAT is it with me, anyway!?], severly wounded, but unable to either heal or die, and for awhile it looked as if he would live in Eternal Pain, but his three other "selves"--who had been murdered for not being "perfect"--along with the "New Earth" and sentient Planet Europa, worked together to undo the damage that had been done to his Mind, Body and Soul by the Elders--now he and Mir are attending "Adult Sex Education" classes at the School.

Hotohori

Emi-chan sent Emperor Hotohori [from "Fushigi Yuugi"] to live with me, rather on a whim, I think, but I like 'im here, and not just 'cuz he's so BEAUTIFUL to look at, either! He's always polite and well-mannered, and gets along well with the others living in my home, tho' I think he still misses his family back in Konan, and I KNOW he gets lonely sometimes......Recently, the loneliness got so bad, it was decided to send him back ta' Emi-chan, who, with Suzaku's help, hopes to reunite the sad Emperor wid' his missin' Family......

Suboshi (in orange) and his Twin, Amiboshi

As part of this--and to help me "recover" from the lovely Hotohori's absence [*Sigh*], Emi-chan sent da' Twins Amiboshi n' Suboshi to stay wid' me n' my Family for awhile--they've settled in well enough, and my Twins adore Amiboshi, but.....Suboshi could be a Problem [He frightens po' Lil' Vash and Lil' Rem "dislikes" him intensely!]

Also living with me n' Daniel n' the Kids are Lupin the Third--who WON'T leave!--

and Spike the Vampire [from "Angel" and "Buffy the Vampire Killer"], who spends a lot of his time in Angela's closet [usually hoarding Danny's shoes, which he likes-ta' "borrow" frequently WITHOUT permission!]

And, THERE YOU HAVE IT, People--A Profile and "Summary" of Stampers and her "Bunch" of Anime People, more or less current.