FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

• Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
• Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
• Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
• Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
• Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
• When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
• Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
• Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" Meow occasionally.
• Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
• Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
• Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
• Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
• When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
• Say "Ding!" at each floor.
• Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
• Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
• Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
• Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
• Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.