ARE COMPUTERS MALE OR FEMALE?
We refer to lots of different inanimate objects in the feminine or masculine gender: i.e., ships are generally referred to as female. So what about computers?

According to women, computers are male because:
1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
2. They are suppose to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.

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According to men, computers are female because:
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
5. As soon as you make a committment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.