ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS
- "Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
- "Cover me. I'm changing lanes."
- "Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep"
- "Montana --- At least our cows are sane!"
- "The gene pool could use a little chlorine."
- "It's WORSE than you think, and they ARE out to get you."
- "When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like
the IRS."
- "I took an IQ test and the results were negative."
- "If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"
- "Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!"
- "It's lonely at the top, but you eat better."
- "Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!"
- "Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear."
- "Give me ambiguity or give me something else."
- "We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse."
- "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."
- "He who laughs last thinks slowest"
- "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
- "Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."
- "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
- "Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be
happy."
- "Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."
- "We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated."
- "Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
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- 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."
- "I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic
particles."
- "Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off."
- "Bad Cop! No donut!"