“If you are going to steal anything from the ‘Rott it should be chicken nuggets. But, if you want to steal something really good, it should be pizza because their meat-lovers pizza is AWESOOOOME.”
-CJ Hague
“They should make…eww. I’m starting over again. They should change the name of the ‘Fraker from ‘155 degrees’ back to the ‘Fraker. Either that, or ‘98 Degrees,’ the best band ever.”
-James Weber
“I am so desperate for a girl right now who will tuck me in every night and read me ‘Where the Wild Things Are’ every night.”
-Derek Koch
“[Sings] Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high. [Sings awkwardly] I believe in miracles, since you came along, you sexy thing. Put this in ‘The Record!’”
-Vanessa Camburn, Monica Torres and Lindsay Glick
“Hi, this is Jim Brenneman, I’d like to leave a quote. I’ll abdicate if Greg Yoder volunteers to undergo for me another grueling interview process and pay for another Brenneman Bash. But don’t wait until then to celebrate something. Oh, and to James Weber’s concern about my so-called perpetual tan: for the record, Jimbo, have you ever heard of melanin? If not, ask Aaron Leichty and his pigeons. I was born with lots of it and I have no tan lines to prove it. What dash ever. Bye.”
-Jim Brenneman
“In my opinion, the worst thing about Goshen College is the students.”
-Hope Langeland
