Top Ten

Things to say to end awkward small talk

10
 		Did you know a goldfish has a memory of only 3 seconds? So what was I doing here?
- Michael Claassen, Ritzville, Wa.
9
 		Would you like a breath mint?
- Don Hamsher, Davidsville, Pa.
8
 		Good times.
- Jaqui Hershberger, Orrville, Ohio
7
 		Is the meal plan making you flatulent as well?
- Brett Tieszen, Hesston Kan.
6
 		I feel the spirit is moving me to a conversation across the room.
- Kendra Guengerich, East Petersburg, Pa.
5
 		Excuse me, my prayer bell is tinkling.
- Vanessa Snyder, Indianapolis, Ind.
4
 		Well, it's been fascinating hearing your views of eschatology, but I think the end has come for me now.
- Janeen Bertsche Johnson, Goshen, Ind.
3
 		Let's play "the quiet game." You start.
- Peter Dueck, Baltimore, Md.
2
 		I know you can't keep quiet, but this is ridiculous.
- William & Kenny, Walnut Creek, Ohio
1
 		The delegate session is adjourned.
- Tom Michaels, Millersburg, Ohio

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