Top Ten

Favorite Mennonite phrases that start with "Can't"

10
 		Can’t we have something besides popcorn for dinner?
- Naomi Martin, Lancaster, Pa.
9
 		Can’t dance
- Eight entries
Can't dance, can only play circle games
- Terry Gerber, Wellesley, Ontario
8
 		Can't speak low German – sorry, grandma
- David Fisher, Elkhart, Ind.
7
 		Can't stop washing my zip-lock bags
- Sara Penner, Indianapolis, Ind.
6
 		Can't we form a committee to handle it?
- Brenda Hamsher, Davidsville, Pa.
5
 		Can't stop figuring out how we're related
- Kevin King, Bluffton, Ohio
4
 		Can't remember what page that song is on since it ain't on page 606
- Glen Guyton, Hampton, Va.
3
 		Can't stop using my dad's old briefs as a dust rag
- Rachel Ringenberg, Harrisonbug, Va.
2
 		Can't confront others... and when I say confront, what I really mean is...
- David Fisher Fast, Elkhart, Ind.
1
 		Can't get enough free stuff in the exhibit hall!
- Julian Wiebe-Johnson, Harrisonburg, Va.

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God's beloved, song your own song

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